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Watermelon

$37.99
Watermelon—
$37.99

The Story

  Please Note: This is a large item and may incur an additional handling fee when shipped

Feeling hungry? How about thirsty? What about bored? If you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of Watermelon! It feeds you! It dampens you! It's...a very interesting fruit! That cold, crunchy, candy pulpiness, that fluorescent green rind! You can eat it! You can drink it! You can...throw it? Dance with it? Offer it to that cute guy or girl next to you? Whatever is going to reduce your boredom quickest!
  • 17 squishy inches of aqueous melon.
  • All new polyester fiber

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  Please Note: This is a large item and may incur an additional handling fee when shipped

Feeling hungry? How about thirsty? What about bored? If you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of Watermelon! It feeds you! It dampens you! It's...a very interesting fruit! That cold, crunchy, candy pulpiness, that fluorescent green rind! You can eat it! You can drink it! You can...throw it? Dance with it? Offer it to that cute guy or girl next to you? Whatever is going to reduce your boredom quickest!
  • 17 squishy inches of aqueous melon.
  • All new polyester fiber